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09:46 pm
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Message To A Judgmental Phony.
Linz, you're a high and mighty person who thinks you can do no wrong. I've lost all respect for you, and I understand you don't want to have anything to do with us anymore.
We're hurt you didn't care enough to show our little Anna you cared about her enough to observe her birthday (just showing up would have sufficed) but a THEM dinner DID seem to merit your attention. We're done begging you to be a friend.
Goodbye, and all that good stuff.
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10:36 am
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Vote YES on Prop 203!
Prop 203.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEED. That’s a Yes. No, fuck you, sheriff’s office. They all got together to once again tell our state full of conservative wackos who still think “Reefer Madness” is an educational video that weed is EVIL!!!
There are also conflicting reports, here;
See, the sheriffs offices of virtually every county got together to tell us:
“The Initiative creates marijuana dispensaries which can distribute 2.5 ounces of marijuana (approximately 200 joints) every two weeks to individuals. It permits growing and possessing of 12 marijuana plants to those with a doctor’s “recommendation,” but requires no physician’s care or monitoring.”
and a professional caregiver on their payroll said:
“A Cardholder can legally obtain 2.5 ounces every 14 days — equal to 100 marijuana cigarettes. This initiative allows juveniles to obtain “medical” marijuana with the written permission from parents and certifications by two physicians. Adolescent marijuana usage rates are higher than national averages in states that have legalized “medical” marijuana.”
So I ask you, dear reader...
2.5 ounces.. is that 100 or 200 joints, guys? get your story together already! Sorry, but i’d be lucky to get FIVE joints out of that piddly amount. AND FUCK YOU. Just like the ban on alcohol in the 20s, the lifelong ban on weed is fucking retarded. We should have the right to shove whatever substances we want into our bodies, so long as it doesn’t interfere with anyone else’s freedoms. Decriminalize already. It’s 2010, for fuck sake. You’d think we’d have learned by now how much safer the world is when we actually send our cops to go arrest REAL criminals.
I am voting my most emphatic yes on this one, although I know my extremely conservative and hardassed moron constituents will inevitably vote this down hard.
Notice, the people against this measure are the big alcohol companies, ultra right wing conservatives who love to slap you in the face with their hard cocks full of "morality", everyone who makes a living or profit off the idiotic war on drugs, and Mormons.
Unfortunately, they’re also the majority in our state, so don’t expect any miracles to happen, guys.
That said, vote yes on 203 and let’s begin to decriminalize it, so cops can spend their time and resources actually deterring real crimes.
Vote yes on 203 so people once again have the right to the ownership of their own bodies.
Vote yes on 203 because there are seriously ill people who genuinely need Marijuana in order to eat and combat their illnesses.
Vote yes on 203 because it sends a message to ultra fanatic right wing morons that we’re tired of their control freaks telling us what is good for us and what isn’t.
Vote yes on 203 because it’s 2010, for crissakes. We should be a modern and informed society by now, not one that still believes in spooky wives tales and rumors not backed by any credible science.
Vote YES on prop 203, and in two years maybe we can just legalize it altogether.
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07:17 pm
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Back in the US.
And now I am back in Arizona. 2 years and a half later, and man, so much has changed in Mesa.
Jade is still bewildered by this new place. Anna took to it rather quickly, though.
Ok, I rest now. I am tired as heck.
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12:48 am
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South Africa 2010 World Cup. Days 4-6
Let's just sum up with the matches that MATTERED.
Day 4
Italy vs. Paraguay
1-1. In your face, Tanos! Alright, so that means one point for Paraguay, and one point for Hollywood.
Day 5
Brazil vs. North Korea
You know, those Commies actually had Brazil beat for the entire first half, not allowing them to play their game or shoot inside their area, or run. Well played, Koreans.... shame Brazil won anyway, 2-1. Bunkering works, but you sacrifice offense everytime you do it.
Cote D' Ivoire vs. Portugal
Well, Cristiano Ronaldo dove not one, but FOUR times. Holy crap, man, are you trying to propel Portugal to ITALY status??!? Boring match, didn't really pick up until Drogba came in.
Day 6.
Switzerland vs. Spain
The upset of the year. Minnows killing the expected world champions for this year. 1-0 and it was almost a 2-0! Bunkering WORKS when you know how to do it. The Swiss clearly know how to do it! They shut Spain down, and even Fifa's 5 minute gift didn't help Spain equalize. Gosh, I only hope Honduras and Chile can do the same to them, because I really don't want to see the favorites win it!
Match of the DAY:
Uruguay vs. South Africa
So, round two begins and uruguay totally owned the RSA. At minute 82, with 2 goals in, a disgusted South african fanbase started to clear the stadium. Way to show your support, lamewads. IF you truly love your team, you watch them play til the last minute and you stick with them through thick and thin. You'll never see an Argentine abandoning their team like that. Dick move, fans. May you choke on your vuvuzelas, and thank god you're pretty much eliminated from the tournament, cause' you SUCK. 3-0 Uruguay. what a rout that was!
ok, see you tomorrow folks. My big game begins the day with Argentina vs. South Korea.
I truly hope it's Messi's day tomorrow. He deserves World Cup glory and I WILL stick with my team through thick and thin, unlike South Africa's bunch of chumps.
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11:59 pm
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World Cup South Africa 2010 Day 3
Algeria vs. Slovenia
I literally fell asleep watching this borefest, that went without action for the entire first half and most of the second. Ghezzal got subbed in for Algeria, and within 15 minutes he earned the two yellows (and expulsion from the game) in what is most likely going to be the quickest World Cup performance in this tournament. They lost 1-0 with a man down, too. 3 and out looks very likely for Algeria, and Slovenia looks absolutely lost on the pitch. Guaranteed neither one of these will be our eventual champ.
Ghana vs. Serbia
In a complete 180 turn from the previous match, this one was exciting and incredible how both teams fought it out. Sad that neither one could find the net and that it took the most idiotic handball in the world from a Serbian defender to award Ghana a PK shot and the game at a very well deserved 1-0. Australia's performance (to be discussed in a moment) makes me believe second place in group D will belong to one of these two.
Germany vs. Australia
The main event. Finally, a match that broke the 1 goal per match average! Four to nothing. The Aussies never stood a chance against Germany's power strikers, great positioning, and just friggin discipline. Australia is 3 and out likely. Ghana looks better on the pitch, and Serbia's got better in the way of attack and defense. Germany has established themselves as the team to beat, though. And they won't stop friggin reminding us on their TV, either. Right now, it's midnight, and there are horns honking and people celebrating EVERYWHERE. STFU already, guys. We get it. You owned Australia. 4-0.
Dayumn. You owned Australia. 4-0. Podolski is a beast!
See you tomorrow, readers!
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12:10 am
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World Cup South Africa 2010 Day 2
Let's get my match outta the way;
Argentina vs. Nigeria
Wow. Nigeria didn't so much bring a goalie to this tournament as they did a friggin' WALL.
Vincent Enyeama was easily the man of the match, blocking every and any shot from Messi, who looked like he REALLY wanted to score. We did our usual dance around in the attack, making all sorts of awesome and beautiful plays towards goal. Enyeama was solid, though. That man's going to
be picked up by an expensive club for SURE after this stellar performance. Yet with all that, we still managed to scrape a 1-0 victory thanks to El Gringo Heinze and Nigeria's lack of AIM in their forwards. So far, the BEST game of the tournament. Could have gone ANY way. Enyeama is one hell of a goalie, Nigeria...
USA vs. England
...unlike England's Green, who fumbled what should have been a standard ball stop for any amateur goalie. USA tied a match that for the most part was controlled by England due to a major screw up by their goalie. 1-1. Well done, USA. Once again, they proved that bunkering against stronger teams can prove to be a very effective strategy. And England proved that goalies are VITAL to a team's survival. I'll start taking bets on whether Green returns to ENgland in one piece right now.
South Korea vs. Greece
Started off two crappy teams fumbling back and forth like watching the three stooges trying to make a cake. Then Greece just kinda lost their shit and Korea exposed their defense for the nervous wrecks they were. Korea should have scored more, but hey, they don't have Messi on their team. 2-0 for Korea, and If Korea could score two off 12 shots on goal against this pathetic Greek team, Argentina should pretty much mop the floor with them in their final match.
Still, Korea scored one more than Argentina... so they top the group. For now.
Tomorrow, group C and D's first matches. Will Germany kill the Socceroos? Will Ghana show a different team from the one that lost 4-1 to Holland in their last friendly? Stick around to find out!
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11:18 pm
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World Cup South Africa 2010 Day 1
Mexico Vs. South Africa
The first match of this tournament was pretty even. Mexico dominated the first half, at one point achieving a whopping 80% ball possession. Early on in the second half, South Africa woke up and put a beautiful goal past Mexico's less than average goalie, and Mexico appeared to lose control and morale completely. A rather lucky break and a nice pass to Rafa Marquez put Mexico back up to 1-1 with comfortable time left to go... but neither team could convert. Overall, a very deserved tie. A point a piece.
Uruguay Vs. France
On the other hand, a very undeserved nil-nil tie for both ex-champions in what is right now, the most boring match in this tournament so far. I swear both teams were playing specifically for the tie. Not much happened, and Uruguay had Lodeiro sent off with two yellows by the end of the match.
Uruguay now faces South Africa without one of their best, and France has something to prove in their match against Mexico. If it's two more ties, I will have to dub Group A "Group ZZZ" instead.
Surprisingly, today's shout out goes to Fifa's referees, who have been stellar so far. Very VERY good officiating. I hope this trend continues.
Tomorrow it's Argentina vs. Nigeria. I'm shaking with anticipation!
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04:01 pm
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I am clean shaven again!
For those of you who hated my Fidel Castro beard... I have shaved!
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11:21 am
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Shimajiro's Sing N' Poop
My newest parody, this time making fun of the Japanese and their unhealthy obsession with
feces.
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01:03 pm
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Back to making videos.
Well, I decided to have some fun with videos again... and satisfy my 5 viewers, heh heh.
Sure beats Panic Attacks.
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