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04:01 pm
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I am clean shaven again!
For those of you who hated my Fidel Castro beard... I have shaved!
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11:21 am
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Shimajiro's Sing N' Poop
My newest parody, this time making fun of the Japanese and their unhealthy obsession with
feces.
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01:03 pm
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Back to making videos.
Well, I decided to have some fun with videos again... and satisfy my 5 viewers, heh heh.
Sure beats Panic Attacks.
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05:09 pm
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Nervous Breakdown.
I've been experiencing panic attacks for the last two weeks.
I go to sleep, sleep for about and hour and a half or so, and wake up in an absolute panic. The only difference from my regular old night terrors I have always had problems with...
This time I am fully conscious, fully awake, and completely catatonic. The first time, I paced back and forth, cried, and then puked before I pretty much exhausted myself back to sleep. Last night was the worst. I woke up terrified, attempted to "sit and think" and I sat with one arm holding onto the sink and one holding on to the towel railing, and when Randi asked me what was wrong, I couldn't tell her, I kept uttering one word responses "Scared... I... I... can't..."
when my catatonia went away, the very first thing I did was walk my ass to the hospital.
They monitored my vital signs, determined my heart was ok, but my blood pressure was unusually high for a man of my age. I was given a valium-like cocktail which tasted really sweet and nasty at the same time, and they monitored me again every 20 minutes for the next hour.
They let me go, and told me to consult my doc first thing when I woke up, which I did. I am having some sort of trouble with my stomach, and was prescribed Metoclopramid drops to cleanse my intestines and in a week I am to report back to doc.
I also now, for the first time in my life, am taking tranquilizers... Lorazepam to go to bed.
Fuck, I went to sleep at 11pm after i took my first dose... and WHAM, didn't wake up until 1pm today. That shit is powerful.
Unlike the song, though, I DONT wanna be sedated. I'd like to go back to normal, actually.
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04:30 pm
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Stolen From Dee. Meme Time! (My Life according to Da Vinci's Notebook)
This is awesome. Thank Dee.
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)"
I'll post relevant lyrics for those that may need em', too.
[Unknown LJ tag]Pick Your Artist:
Da Vinci's Notebook
Are you a male or female:
Enormous Penis (If this needs explanation, you sure as hell don't know me... or penises for that matter)
Describe yourself:
Hot Soup (Here's an excerpt for you)
'So you don't play ball like Sammy Sosa
So you'll never fly to Toronto, rent a Miata, drive to the border,
go in a barrel down Niagra Falls
The negative should not be dwelt on, no sir, no.
Better concentrate on doin' the things you can
(you the man!) (or the woman!)
And you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands'
That song IS me, basically. Figure it out if you want!
How do you feel:
Call Me
It's an acapella cover of the old 80's Call me song. Basically, CALL ME, DAMMIT.
How do people feel about you:
Window Washing Cowboy
Basically, a warped version of the story of my life as possibly seen by other eyes, ha ha.
Describe where you currently live:
Sittin' On the Dock of the Bay
This is how Germany feels.
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Kingdom in the Sky (Excerpt)
'Won't you take me to Orlando, where the sun is shining bright
All the angels are clean-shaven, and the people snowy white
Where your problems all are hidden, and unhappiness forbidden
You'll find salvation for a modest fee'
What would you ask for if you had just one wish:
Fish Sticks
'If you happen to buy a package of fish sticks
You better make sure you keep your eyes on those fish sticks
'cause I'm gonna warn ya'
Buddy, I'll sneak up on ya'
'cause I want all the fish sticks in the world
Just for me
(I eat them while watching TV'
Your favorite form of transportation:
Road Rage
(Self explanatory)
Your best friend?
Me Pants Fall Down
(Sorry, Jake, there weren't any songs left by the end, and... well don't kill me!)
You and your best friends are:
Three Little Words
(This sums up every get together back in the day)
'Pull my finger.
Pull my finger.
I'm beggin you please
Why don't you Pull my finger.'
Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend/lover:
Is She Really Going Out With Him?
(The entire song is relevant!)
Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend/lover:
Saggy Diaper Blues (Excerpt)
'My Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
My Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
Got somethin’ squishy in my tushie
I got them saggy diaper blues'
How do you live:
The Big Chair
(The entire song is basically accurate, ha ha)
How do you love:
Internet Porn
(*sigh*)
Favourite time of day:
Enema Countdown
'10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown
Premeditate and prepare for your fate
Or the moon may speak to the cold ground'
(Just the 10 to 1 part, really)
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
I Dream of Jeannie
(It's just a cover of the theme.)
What is life to you:
Shoehorn With Teeth
(Entire song, goddammit)
What is the best advice you have to give:
Jump In the Line
(Basically, shake your butt and have fun)
Thought for the day:
I Wish I were
(Heh heh)
How I would like to die:
Another Irish Drinking Song
(Any one of those deaths would do)
My soul's present condition:
Metal Shop
(The entire thing is basically how my soul feels right about now)
Now say goodbye:
The Joy Of Pickled Okra</lj>
That was fun. And further proof of my geekdom. Heh heh.
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04:25 pm
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Obligatory Birthday post
I'm a year older. Ho hum.
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06:23 pm
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Dad's Rebuttal Part 2
And the saga continues, with dad's explanation about how he got Cohen to inadvertently step on his own words by doing exactly to him what was done all those years ago; misinforming the enemy!
How long will Miami believe the "Cohen is an American HERO story?" hopefully, not for too long!
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01:56 pm
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Dad's Rebuttal
For those of you who can speak spanish, or are following the story, here's what dad had to say
on his youtube channel, seeing as the media in Miami isn't allowing him to present his case on TV.
(They didn't air his segment, they instead went on to air Cohen's side, and defended him instead all the while attempting to discredit dad.)
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09:05 am
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*sigh*
The apathy of the world has reached epic levels.
At no point has 1984 looked so... LIKELY to me. This week I've managed to get banned from 2 different internet forums simply
for wanting to talk about topics that MATTER, where meaningful questions are asked, rather than how big my dick is, what my favorite color is and did I mourn MJ's death.
Seems that's all people want these days. What. Not Why, just what. You start delving into WHY's and you get banned.
Fuck you world, you bunch of apathetic, sex starved sheep. I`d write more and in detail, but I've been without sleep for over a day, it's 9am, The media has censored the truth, and all people everywhere else want to talk about is dick. Big Brother wants it that way, let the little brainless fucks of the world talk about their dick and not even ask at least WHY they like talking about dick.
They're so lazy on some forums they don't even ask why you like a favorite color. Just post a color we can recognize, and pass the mike along. And this is the generation that is expected to further humanity? We're not only screwed, but the fact should be bloody obvious by now.
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07:54 pm
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Today I was seen by millions of Cubans
I briefly appeared on Univision's Cable channel this morning, on Maria Elvira Live (A Miami News Talk show) introducing my dad's incredible story.
Mirror.
The original intro, in ENGLISH!
Whoa. I've been on TV. Woot.
Unfortunately, they are trying to discredit dad during the entire flippin' segment. I've been at dad's place all day today, recording the entire follow up interview, which will appear on her show this Thursday. If you have Direct TV, look for MegaTV, it's a division of Univision. Watch dad masterfully present his case, which will put the entire story into perspective.
Aren't I sexy clean shaven? Ha ha ha. Seriously, if they edit out any of dad's interview, we'll have the FULL video on dad's youtube channel, where they will not be able to deny any of our accusations.
This asshole Cohen is the entire reason my family is separated, the whole reason I wasn't able
to see my dad for many many years. He screwed my dad in ways you can't even imagine. Dad trusted him with his life, and Cohen had sold him out well ahead of time. Dad did this guy's time in prison. We have more than enough reasons to tell our story.
Jose Cohen (Alias Pepe) Is an ex-Cuban Intelligence Cryptographer (Rank Captain) who went from being a diehard pro-Castro loyalist to what he allegedly is today, a High payed Amway Sales recruiter who peddles his "Incredible" Story about how he escaped Cuba on a fishing boat, and how he had to leave his wife and kids on the island because his defection meant he couldn't be left alive in Cuba. Problem is, for almost 8 years now, he's been LYING to any news organization that cared to interview him.
Problem is, Cohen made a name for himself in the Cuban community in Miami. He's like a HERO to them now because of his story. The REAL truth is... he pointed fingers at EVERYONE in order to save his own hide, his best friend ended up in a Cuban jail for life, Dad ended up in jail in the US, and he made a small fortune off his sob story. CIA plucked him off the island quite easily, with the Air force. Dad lost his job for him, his life, and the unity of his family.
It's time to tell the whole truth, Univision.
This rat masterfully switched sides constantly at every convenient moment with only his own well being in mind. The man even left his wife and kids on the island, and now, 14 years later, is remarried, has a new family, and... he has his Ex wife as a cause celebre to leech off in the media. NO MORE, Asshole. You WILL be brought to justice, you fucking coward.
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12:38 pm
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DSI Goodness and...
Payday yesterday.
Randi got a DSI to keep her busy, and while we were out with the babies, I found the most awesome thing for geeks like us at a toystore in Leipziger Str. A Freakin' CLAMP themed Chess Set!
that's right little chess figurines all characters from CLAMP's long line of manga, from Card Captors to Rayearth to Chobits to RG Veda... And on clearance for only 20 euros. It also came with a 12 set manga in German of random CLAMP stuff. Time to practice those reading skills!
Randi tooks pictures of the chess set with her DSI. As soon as we get that card to transfer images from the DSI to the compy, I will post em' so Heather can drool away!
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01:07 pm
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Germany's Footballing future is... impressive
Congratulations, Germany U21 for winning the cup. England was thoroughly trounced, and I feel avenged for having lost my potential 320 Euro Ticket win BY ONE FUCKING MATCH. I got 5 matches out of my 6 right, I didn't count on England beating Spain. Now I feel vindicated knowing Germany beat them 6 ways to hell. 4-0. That said...
Europe's future teams are going to be impressive in the next oh, 3 or 4 world cups... If only Argentina would get out of their slump... T_T
We need to beat Brazil sooooooooo bad in August. If we don't, we risk NOT going to World Cup. And that would make me a sad panda.
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11:16 am
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RIP, King of Pop.
It's now official, if it wasn't already when I decided to have kids; my childhood is dead.
Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson died. Say what you will, folks... yes, in recent years, there was nothing good to say about MJ, but no one can ever take away that he was one HELL of an entertainer, one of history's best, I daresay. He did symbolize the 80s in a lot of ways, and to a lesser extent, so did Farrah. Rest in peace you two. Oh yeah, Ed McMahon, you will also be missed.
While we're on celebrity deaths... I had no idea Dom DeLuise was dead... nor did I realize Ricardo Montalban had died this year too. Holy shit! Well, imagine the impact of MJ's death; I didn't find out through the internet, It was on German TV, for crissakes. That's more than I can say about say, Carradine's death.
The man left one hell of a legacy... *chortle*.... ok ok...
That said, being me, it's hard not to let the boylover jokes flow... it really is me, so assuming you don't want to join me in my trip to hell... don't read the next sentence...
Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just checked himself into the Children's hospital for a stroke.
I KNEW I couldn't resist.
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03:24 pm
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No news is good news?
Nothing new happening. We've split the baby duties, I've got Annie and Randi's got Jade.
I got the tough one, really. Annie's at that age now where she talks. A LOT. And she wants to touch EVERYTHING she sees, and she wants to make sure she is NOTICED 100% of the time.
It's a tough job, lemme tell ya. Annie isn't an easy baby to please sometimes! Worse, she also apparently inherited my night fright problem where she wakes up screaming inexplicably. Fortunately, I can relate to her. Unfortunately, she doesn't understand tough words yet.
We're doing ok, though. See title. I'll be starting phase 3 of my German integration course, so my German is improving daily by leaps and bounds.
Randi's been occupying her little bit of extra time with whatever she can play. So yeah, that's all folks!
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09:38 pm
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RIP, Entertainment Provider.
And as if we didn't have enough things to NOT do, now our PS2 is almost dead. For about 3 days or so now, it's been either refusing to play whatever game we load into it or it freezes in the middle of whatever game it DID load.
Goddammit. Now I have to figure out a way to import a working PS2 from the states, as a German PS2 will not play our massive collection. This sucks very much. Truly and utterly.
Babies are doing great, Annie's in her terrible 2's mode already, though. She's quite a handful, getting into anything and everything and screaming her lungs out when we take things she isn't supposed to be playing with away from her.
Jade's really calm. She's like the total opposite of Annie. Just plug a boob in her mouth and she's happy. And life continues.
God, I really wish I had more to write about. Life sure got dull all of a sudden.
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11:03 pm
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Einen neue eintrag verfassen!
Heute ich will...
*cough*
Been here too long. Anyhow, they just kicked me out of the Telefon place because they were closing, so I went to the only place that is still open on a Sunday at 23:00; the local friendly Internet Cafe.
I just got off the phone with Jake and Linz, and it seems they're doing just as well as we are. Meaning we're alive and all, but bored on the whole and too broke to do anything about it, (dammit).
Babies have their fun moments, but dammit, they can't play board games and talk about the day's issues with us. (we love our babies, though)
I've definitely had to get creative in order to occupy my mind at times. Randi herself isn't faring too well in this department. videogames can only provide so much in terms of time wasting. And sex is still not an option for at least another month or so.
Greg doesn't know how much I envy the fact that he's going driving with Jake tomorrow. Hey Jake, if you read this in time, remind Greg that I now have a functional SNES and that I want him to pick me up anything interesting he happens to come by at Bookmans! GOD I MISS FUCKING BOOKMANS, how sad is that?
I even had to get used to German slot machines... and their goddamn 20 cent at a time waiting period. GAH.
Ok, that is enough bitching for one session.
We're still healthy, we have free Medical benefits, we still have enough money to survive, and we've now got a working SNES. That's gotta mean something, I guess.
I swear if Dad's books get off the ground, my first order of business will be to reunite with my friends back home. Besides, they need to meet my new kid and see how big Annie is now.
Dammit.
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03:51 pm
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South Park, you still ROCK!
So, I just got to see something i've ALWAYS wanted to see; Carlos Mencia getting decapitated.
Thanks, Matt & Trey!
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03:26 pm
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Hmmm...
I wonder if right about now Greg is hanging out with my friends or not...
Jake? Has my bro contacted you at all? (I assume your phone # is still the same).
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04:05 pm
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Baby News.
First the good news.
http://www.fdk.info/markus-krankenhaus/frauenklinik/babybilder-mk.html
Baby's pic is up on the hospital's website. That's my baby, Jade G.!
The bad news is, after 7 audio tests have been concluded, my poor baby has been diagnosed as being completely deaf in her left ear. We're taking her to a specialist to see what can be done to enable her to hear out her left ear soon after we get her next set of shots with the pediatrician on Monday. Thankfully, her right ear is completely normal and healthy so she isn't totally deaf. I think this answers the question as to why her cries are so faint and why she's so quiet.
Well, that's all from our front for now.
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12:54 am
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Watch it before it's gone!
So, quick history, there's an idiot on Youtube who is famous (within the realm of youtube, of course, with it's billions of down-syndrome-victim-ridden viewership) for making largely inaccurate reviews of videogames. He copied another internet celeb's famous style of reviewing (namely, that of cursing incessantly at it) and in some cases even whole phrases are lifted.
He's a polarizing figure on Youtube who can't take criticism very well (he disables comments frequently, he doesn't accept any comments which aren't total love for him and he even asks youtube to take down videos of people making fun of him... like my recent entry) and I decided
to poke fun at his ass.
Yes, I am a geek, and proud of it, goddammit. This guy is a total moron/poser. Hope you get to watch the video before they take it down due to (ha ha!) COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! BWAHAAHAHAHAH!
Ok, on with the geeking. Oh yeah, I am not alone in this video. Annie helped! (PS, wife is still in the hospital, recovering)
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